A Guide To Creationist Writing:

Dirty Tricks in the Name of God

"It is better to tell a lie for the TRUTH
than to tell the truth about a lie."

This page is devoted to distributing "debate" techniques that you can use to fool, annoy and demolish your unworthy scientific opponents, while impressing gullible school boards. Be sure not to reveal this page to anyone except other creationists.

There are a variety of "tried and true" methods to accomplish our important work. These are described below. You can use them separately or in a wonderfully bewildering array of combinations.

This page is supported entirely with my personal resources on my own time.
No governmental funds, equipment or electrons are being used.

Tom Schneider's Home Page
origin: 2002 March 13
updated: 2002 Nov 24