The
Left Handed DNA
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- Tom Schneider
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version = 3.35 of leftyear2003.txt 2009 Sep 29
Our Story So Far: The story line, if you have not had time to follow the previous 439 or so entries (!) is my slow realization that earth is being invaded by left handed DNA people ... |
Credits: University of California, Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, and the Department of Energy |
From genestudio@genestudio.com Fri Jan 31 20:00:11 2003
From: "The GeneStudio Team" <genestudio@genestudio.com>
To: "Tom Schneider" <toms@ncifcrf.gov>, <info@genestudio.com>
Cc: <lazo@pw.usda.gov>
Subject: Re: permission request
Dear Drs. Lazo & Schneider:
Thank you very much for noticing that our software was developed exclusively for use with left-handed DNA. The original reason for this far-sighted business decision was that three software packages for the use with right-handed DNA already controlled 100% of this market. Thanks to you, dear Gerard and dear Tom, we organized today a quick world-wide e-mail teleconference of our managerial staff and looked at these software packages again. We decided that they are absolutely antiquated, as they were designed in the pre-PCR and pre-Internet age. With the use of some (smoke and) mirrors we will quickly adapt our modern 21st century software to right-handed DNA as well hoping to gain a share of this novel (right-handed) market.
We hereby grant you a permission to use our beautiful (left-handed) logo on your website. We wanted to create a new (right-handed) logo and attach it to this letter; however, when our CEO went to purchase a mirror at the local Big K-Mart, he found that this huge shop changed into a shop that sells mice (mouses?) and other computer input devices for the left-handed. A nearby furniture shop had mirrors; regrettably - they were designed for Linux only. We ended with ordering a mirror from www.homede(s)pot.com and it should be delivered later next week.
For The GeneStudio Team
P.S. Just before clicking the Send button, an 18-wheeler delivered the mirror! Now we need to shred 1.0 million business cards and 10,000 packs of our letterhead paper.
Sorry folks, I'm still way behind!! There are perhaps 20 entries to 2001 left. I've been pushing out papers ... See the December 2001 cover of Nucleic Acids Research! I'll catch up eventually ... or maybe not ... |
For your first visit to the Left Handed Hall of Fame page I suggest that you follow the story over all of the years. After that you can look at each year individually from the table below. Note: just because a year has gone by does not mean we haven't found more examples for that year!
Year | Number of Left Handed DNAs |
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1964 | 1 |
... | - |
~1980 | 2 |
1978 | 1 |
1982 | 1 |
1983 | 2 |
... | - |
1989 | 3 |
1990 | 16 (5 from the Tessman letter) |
1991 | 6 |
1992 | 5 |
1993 | 6 |
1994 | 4 |
1995 | 9 |
1996 | 31 |
1997 | 37 |
1998 | 37 |
1999 | 77 |
2000 | 97 |
2001 | 105 |
2002 | 57 |
2003 | 55 |
2004 | 55 |
2005 | 44 (minimizing images) |
2006 | 17 (minimizing images) |
2007 | 26 (no images, sorry) |
2008 | 16 (no images, sorry) |
2009 | 23 (no images, sorry) |
2010 | 26 (no images, sorry) |
2011 | 11 (only 2 images, sorry) |
2012 | 11 (only rare images, sorry) |
2013 | 12 (only rare images, sorry) |
2014 | 12 (only rare images, sorry) |
2015 | 3 (images under Fair Use copyright policy) |
2016 | 2 (images under Fair Use copyright policy) |
2017 | 5 (images under Fair Use copyright policy) |
2018 | 7 (images under Fair Use copyright policy) |
2019 | 15 (images under Fair Use copyright policy) |
2020 | 13 (images under Fair Use copyright policy) |
2021 | 7 (images under Fair Use copyright policy) |
2022 | 10 (images under Fair Use copyright policy) |
2023 | 1 (images under Fair Use copyright policy) |
All | 868 |
updated: 2024Aug15_21:49:45